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“Bounce!”The Oracle predicts future for 1,386th time in a row

Without fail The Oracle has been able to predict the results of Mitch Robinson’s kicks and Charlie Spargo’s shots on goal much to disdain of those around him.

The Bulletin was able to sit down with the brother of the man who insisted on being calledThe Oracle.“I’m sick of sitting next to him at the footy.He says it every time – it’s like he thinks there a chance the ball will just float away – and he is always so smug like it was a 50/50 call.”

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