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Delusional Melbourne fan declares the “lid is off” off after a sloppy,unconvincing win against Gold Coast in Sydney.

Attempting to prove that 2018 wasn’t an anomaly,a delusional Melbourne fan,Oliver Hastings-Smith,has declared that the team will make finals.“Gawn in the ruck,Viney out of the middle and Petracca banging goals – I can’t see us losing a game for the rest of the year.” When quizzed about the sloppy ball use forward of centre,the French Quarter resident scoffed – “If it’s down there enough we will make opportunities – Kozzie Pickett will be better than Cyril and Weideman will be one of the best key forwards in the game.”


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