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Disgruntled Melbourne man complains that his punishment is more severe than Ben Long’s.

Brunswick resident Angus Levet-Rose expressed his frustration today surrounding Ben Long’s 3 week suspension and his lock down in an uninsulated workers hut.“Sean Darcy is a big boy they call him Fridge for a reason,and he went down like a sack – it was a massive hit.He only get’s 3 weeks but we get 6 weeks because some security guards couldn’t keep it in their pants.” When asked if his issue was really with Ben Long’s suspension the self-professed Sagittarius argued that it was ‘besides the point’ and rules should be the same across the board.He then lectured the BPB reporter about Marxist theory and invited us to his universitycultgroup’s weekly Zoom meeting.

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