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A new danger facing our kids

Jimmy isn’t sure what’s happening to the kids of today.After watching an episode of Today Tonight where they “proved” that esports causes violence in kids,Jimmy felt he had to stand up to this new danger facing the kids of today.

“Whatever happened to picking on the kid who isn’t good at sports and getting into a good old fashioned punchup at half-time?” he remarks.“When I was a kid we played British Bulldog and only a few kids broke their bones.It was all character building.”

When pressed for his next steps to face this new “threat”,Jimmy went to the fridge and grabbed a XXXX.“We’ll have to wrap it up here,Bulldogs are playing Port at home”.

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