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AFL set to employ Chinese cloud seeding program to prevent dew at the Grand Final

After announcing earlier this week they will be extracting and shipping a section of the goal square form the MCG;the AFL has informed the Bulletin of their intention to,remove the dew!

This time the AFL is looking towards China,and their well-renowned cloud seeding technology to help with those slippery Brisbane nights.“We began looking at different options after deciding the final would be played at The Gabba.”,said an AFL insider.“We have to do everything we can in order the prevent a boring,low scoring Grand Final;we want to really stick it to those league nuffies.Beijing had great success in at their Olympic Games in 2008,so we thought we’d give it a crack.”

It is unknown if these weather modification techniques will work for AFL’s biggest day,as there is on-going dispute into results of these programs.Nevertheless,the BPB appreciates the AFL’s dedication and enthusiasm into the success of this historic night.

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