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55GWS 2020 draft pick requests to be traded
The AFL trade and draft period is a time for hope and promise,but these feelings have evaporated overnight for Leon Cameron...
90Breaking News:Hallowed MCG Turf Currently Being Held in Hotel Quarantine After Displaying Flu-like Symptoms
An AFL insider has just informed the BPB that the hallowed piece of MCG turf,being transported to the Gabba for the...
109Bloke at Grand Final party wants you to know that he doesn’t follow footy.
New South Welshman James Oldman has gone through his life without devoting any time and energy into following AFL,preferring to soak...
93AFL set to employ Chinese cloud seeding program to prevent dew at the Grand Final
After announcing earlier this week they will be extracting and shipping a section of the goal square form the MCG;the AFL...
93North Melbourne ball boy laid off as part of cultural reset
The tidal wave of personnel changes at Arden St continued today with the sacking of club ball boy as part of ongoing...
144Report:Renewed interest in Wayne Carey-inspired genre of fiction amongst footy fans.
A certain type of AFL rumour has appeared to make a comeback,with Gary Rohan the latest player to play the role...
229Little O’s:Oscar McInerney exposed as three midgets in a trench coat
The AFL world today is coming to terms with the shocking news that Brisbane ruckman/forward Oscar McInerney is in fact three separate...
202Armchair experts turn attention to junior footy as draft approaches
Armchair experts turn attention to junior footy as draft approaches A group of young men huddle around a TV in the garage,...
145Tall Australian Side–BPB
The Tall-Australian team is an all-star team of AFL players,selected by a panel of BPB journalists,editors and meme-creators at the...
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