The Tall-Australian team is an all-star team of AFL players,selected by a panel of BPB journalists,editors and meme-creators at the...
Matt Rowell has left locals with full hearts this morning,as the first year Sun was spotted at a nursing home and...
Invited into the Hawthorn rooms an hour before the bounce,this publication was privileged to witness a sight few are afforded.The...
Some players enter the league looking like grown men who have lived purely off of cow’s milk and Angus scotch fillet.Others...
The professional relationship between newcomer Luke Hodge and seasoned caller Brian‘BT’Taylor has gotten off to a lukewarm start and the...
A number of players inside the AFL’s Gold Coast hub today woke up groggily,and to the news that two of their...
COVID-19 has put a dent into the average savings account with AFL players being no exception.Star swan Josh P Kennedy was...
Essendon fans have begun a new moustache tradition in the wake of Joe Daniher’s stunning three goal reboot performance to clinch victory...
The BPB comes with breaking news this evening as an unnamed commentator has announced his retirement as of immediately.The ex-commentator not...
The BPB’s ongoing investigation into Alistair Lynch’s breathing and speech pattern has recently hit a major breakthrough.Dr Ronald Mitchell,child’s speech...
AFL Talking Heads launch into full scale analysis of 3rd round for future 3rd round pick swap.
GWS 2020 draft pick requests to be traded
Report:More puzzling trade talks at Collingwood with Pies looking to offload other assets
Breaking News:Hallowed MCG Turf Currently Being Held in Hotel Quarantine After Displaying Flu-like Symptoms
Bloke at Grand Final party wants you to know that he doesn’t follow footy.
AFL set to employ Chinese cloud seeding program to prevent dew at the Grand Final
North Melbourne ball boy laid off as part of cultural reset
Report:Renewed interest in Wayne Carey-inspired genre of fiction amongst footy fans.
Little O’s:Oscar McInerney exposed as three midgets in a trench coat
Armchair experts turn attention to junior footy as draft approaches